I see it now
Me: John said I like J*** because he looks like a straight version of you.
Christopher Rivera: LOL! Did they meet?
Me: No, he saw a pic from Okcupid
Chris: Loll what'd you tell him?
Me: I just started laughing because it was weird
allthatshoes: “On valentines day, I was in my bed with tons of shoes, I was holding all my shoes, my Valentines.” -Lady Gaga